ROBINHOOD CHAIN · MEME LAUNCHPAD

Very serious.
Very unserious.

A proper home for improper ideas.
Launch a meme. Open its market.
Let the internet take it from there.

THE APPLICATION01 / 02
No wallet needed to draft. Review all terms before signing.
DC

ALL MEMES WELCOME.
Black tie entirely optional.

A distinguished goose in a tuxedo presides over a private club
THE FOUNDING CHAIRMANSir Honksworth.Zero qualifications. Impeccable posture.
PORTRAIT Nº 001 — CLUB FICTION
1 billionFIXED TOKEN SUPPLY
1%POOL FEE
0–5%OPTIONAL CREATOR FEE
6.5 ETHGRADUATION RESERVES
THE FLOOR IS OPEN

Meet the members.

Live launches from our factory.
No velvet rope. No invitation required.

Reading the onchain registry…

Read directly from the factory · No invented volume or prices
THE CLUB CHARTER

Ridiculous ideas.
Unambiguous terms.

The joke is yours. The mechanics are onchain.

Launch a token ↗
01

Make an introduction.

Name your token, add its story and set an optional creator fee. Every standard launch has a fixed supply of one billion tokens.

02

Let the room decide.

Buy and sell in ETH. A 1% pool fee applies. The additional 0–5% creator fee on launch-market routes goes wholly to the chosen creator, claimable in WETH. No token transfer tax.

03

Graduate with dignity.

At 6.5 ETH in real quote reserves, the market graduates in the same pool. No migration ceremony. The liquidity position stays locked in the market contract.

READ THE FINE PRINT. IT IS NORMAL SIZED.

Trust the terms.
Verify the address.

Standard launch: 2 ETH virtual quote liquidity · 800 million virtual tokens.
Virtual reserves determine pricing; they are not deposited funds. Direct v4 routes do not collect the additional launch-market creator fee.

View contract configuration ↗
A SEAT HAS YOUR NAME ON IT

The internet has
had worse ideas.

Launch yours ↗